Drupal Trainer, Consultant, Developer
Synaptic Blue Inc

12yrs of hanging w/ the Drupal gang and LUVING IT!
I'm also a Journeyman member of the International Aliance of Theatrical Stage Employees local#30 out of Indianapolis. 
I once was punched by Dwayne {The Rock} Johnson.
A few years after that, I was fired by Chaka Khan. Apparently, she didn't "feel" for me. :-( 
All statements in my BIO ate true. Buy me a drink and ask me about it! :-) [more stories where this came from!]

Lastly... I have never once been mistaken for an Elvis impersonator.